The King of dirtyness

I had a LOVELY day getting Dirty,  Granny and I went on our date, I was my usual polite charming self , the waiter asked us what we wanted and I said cocoa prease then granny said and? so I said cake prease, (pancake) and the waiter said WHAT and before he could say what meat I said BACON and clapped my hand,  Granny had a skillet with veggies and egg it looked yummy, and fruit.
You should have seen me after eating   a chocolate chip pancake and wiping my hands down my T shirt, I looked like no one owned me!!! but it was sooooooo good! The waiter said is that good I said Yes,  but said no more I was too busy eating, when granny finished her coffee we went to look at my garden and there is some lettuce ready and spinach will be when we get back. but we couldn't garden it was too muddy, so I ran around with the puppies but guess what I did I ran straight to the ONLY ungrassed part which was muddy  face first daisy thought it was funny I thought it was Funny Granny didn't think it was funny so  We hopped up granny cleaned my face and then I saw the JON deere and I played on that then asked to get flowers for my mommy I picked the ones I wanted,
We came home just in time for the carpet cleaners so while they did my room I had a MUCH needed Bath and a snack ready for a Big sleep!!!
The bad thing about today is Granny is very itchy and My eyes have bothered me, Daddy has a Bad allergic reaction today so we think that's what ours is, but its no where near as bad as Daddy's,
The carpets are wet and the sofas from being cleaned so Granny's sat on Mommy's bed because its also bad weather and she watching to make sure we don't need to be in the basement, there was a funnel cloud on I 70 and I435 East  that's to near for comfort granny said but so far here looks OK.
Granny said shes going to sneak in the trunk of the car Friday because 10 days is a LONG time away!