I wish I was a Girl

Today didn't start out fun granny took me to get my hair cut, when we went in the door I sat on the floor and wouldn't move so granny said to the lady do you want to cut a sweet little boys hair? do you have Patience if not we will go elsewhere, we were the only ones there,  She said yes so that's when it started I wished I was a girl and had LONG hair but granny said girls don't like their hair brushed either and they scream and cry, so theres no good way to go about it, Granny had M&Ms POPs and all kinds of Bribary,  nothing helped I did NOT want an apron on Im a BOY, so Granny took My shirt of and sat me on her knew, It was so sad,. I said, Home prease granny. Car Prease. Branky Prease. all done Prease. Peepee Prease. Bed Prease. Drink Prease. No more prease. Sheap prease/ pray prease. Runch prease all the things I could say just to get out of it, but  we got it Done maybe not a perfect hair cut but its hard when I wont keep still. we had a talk and I said next time I will not be so worried and will sit still better, Granny said it is a bit scary someone ciming at you with scissors!!!
Granny said what would you like to do to make you happy now and I said puppies so we went to see them, then granny took me to Monkey business because we thought  the weather was going to be bad, we were disappointed it stayed good because I could have worked in my garden, we had fun though and I was a very good boy, I was kind and gentle, I shared and was very sweet to everyone.
we got home granny made me lunch but I didn't eat much I wanted bed, I was too tired, Granny said I gave her my cold and its giving her a headache and sore eyes so shes going to take a nap so she can go to church.
Granny talked to some Mommy's and Granny's at monkey business and they all said their kids were very upset when they got their first few hair cuts so it will just take time to get used to it!