How to get a Nanny to retire in ONE Day!!

You ask her to go see her cats, you drag every toy out you can find and then you say you want to help clean the cat houses and tip the water over on the vinyl floor fortunately not the wood, then you stomp in it laughing because its so Funny, Granny's not thinking its funny so you say are you sad Granny? Granny says No Granny's just not happy now Jake that was not good to do that, so you say I sorry Granny come on Ian lets play in the water, So granny Says No i tell you what we will do you will sit on the chair Ian will sit in his stroller while granny cleans up!!!!!!  then you get very upset and Say No granny no Granny i play water !!! granny's Not looking happy so you decide to keep your mouth shut!!! Granny outs the cats to bed and starts to tidy the toys then you say can we bath the Cats? granny didn't look to impressed with that as if she thinks we might Drown the cats or something or each other!!! so we come on home!! what can we do now I know lets see who can scream the loudest I do believe it was Ian!!! we are laughing so Much I'm not sure why granny is not enjoying our rendition of The laughing hyena!!! Ok granny says lets go to the play room but we have other plans lets roll each other in the pillows all over the place , granny said Jake be careful , what do you mean be careful it was me getting hurt by IAN!!!! little ruffian. although he did bump his head on something, then we chased all through the house SO LOUD!!!! granny did smile now though she really does like us playing happily!!! then comes lunch!! Mommy get ready for feeding 2 hungry boys!!! we ate a tong of carrots both of us, grapes, strawberry's, ian had cheese then Jake wanted mac and cheese and all granny heard for 30 minutes was more please granny from Jake or uh uh from Ian, granny couldn't fill us we ate so much, granny could not even sit for water,  and it was all healthy food!!! Ian ate tomato and lettuce, then granny cleaned us up and we wanted a cookies SIGH granny wanted us in BED!!!! I wonder why, Granny said now she knows why people are usually retired at her age , when she wins the lotto if she ever does it SHES QUITTING , she is sure ready for that massage after work today , DON'T be late daddy!!!!!! HA HA,