whats with these monkeys

Granny said whats with you monkeys, Ian has definitely got an issue with bottles and beds, He does not like granny giving him the bottle he does not like sleeping in his bed, he wants mommy feeding him we think and he wants to be by granny sleeping in the swing or in her arms!!! other than that he is a happy boy who takes small feeds and small naps! and keeps granny running.
I have been a busy messy boy, I did painting and as much as granny said wipe your hands on the kitchen towel I wiped it on my shirt Oh dear!!! granny wants to get me some bigger paper and big paint brushes she thinks i would like that and put them on my black board with magnets,  I did drawing, words, reading and playing with my cars and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking,  I never ever stop!! we had a big fun day doing lots of things and making lots of mess!  Granny gets her car today so she said we can go out tomorrow so I'm excited. we may just go and look at Christmas things and on the merry go round we will see how my cold is.I ate a good lunch I was hungry but also very messy granny said I have been messy with everything today!!!!! but at least i went to sleep very fast, I told Ian eat your milk  but he wouldn't listen to me either!!! maybe he is stubborn wonder who he gets that from.?
Daddy? Mommy? me?