HERE I'AM

Let me introduce myself I'm "what happened" you will start to hear more about me now, my birth certificate says I'm Ian but jake says I'm what happened, he is My very best Big brother!! Granny already loves me to pieces, mommy and Daddy well they will tell you how they feel God used them as instruments to create me a little miracle he must have thought they were very special granny said to entrust with 2 little miracles, and granny knows shes very blessed to soon be taking care of us both,
Today mommy took Jake on a date I bet they had fun, well I have to tell you about our Day I was Very boring for Granny, we played a while we did tummy time . had smiles a poops and burbs and the bottom burbs A LOT!!! then I fell asleep  so granny got  busy and sorted all of my big brothers closet, she took out all the clothing that was to small or too short on his torso or he says hurts his tummy , and he had a LOT of stuff that he  was to big for, then I woke up and   granny tried to feed me. I looked at her and not only was I "Ian what happened" I said with my Eyes What happened? I turned to her Boobs and tried and tried to feed but she said she dried up Years ago, that's pretty bad to get a nanny that cant even feed me, what on earth did they think they were doing.  so then granny played tricks on me, she turned my head to her chest or boob then stuck this rubber thing in my mouth,well I was starving so I  took her trick and ate some food, then i decided no more I want the real thing, so this wet on for a LONG time finally I did drink my bottle but I'm still disappointed mommy and daddy didn't get me a nanny that didn't stick that rubber thing in my mouth!!! well after burps feeds and diaper change I was tired out so I fell asleep. granny was not going to have fun with me she could just be bored after that fiasco, but I heard her tell Daddy she wants to give me one bottle a day every day next week until she has me full time the following week, I now have to think up a plan to sabotage this any suggestions greatly appreciated!!!!! Love to you all What happened.