Graphic you have been warned

Oh dear poor granny has been warn out and she tried to do without her leg brace today, so the blogs very late I'm have my late and 2nd DVD early because everything is messed up today!! Now for the R rated Graphic part,
I was enjoying my wonderful waffle granny made and she saw my face go red well you have never seen anything in your life like it, she grabs me says stop stop!!!! what a crazy lady I have pooped for 2 years of my life big pooops little poops smelly poops all kind off poops why on earth do I have to stop now and how on earth do I keep all that poop in I will explode then it will go Everywhere, she really has lost it!!! so she runs  or tries to , to the bathroom rips of my clothing and I'm thinking what on Earth is wrong with her  she plonks me on the Toilet and now WHO'S red in the face I guess its her so I guess shes pooping, well my poop was all ready to come out so it goes plop in the toilet and I laughed hysterically I thought it was so funny  then another one comes and this time I laughed so much I almost got flushed down the toilet, Granny starts getting all excited good Boy Good boy  YEAH Jake I'm so proud of you and i looked at her as if to say your Crazy Granny I POOPED  but I know what she was excited about she doesn't want to clean my stinky bottom any more!!!!
\then we finished up our morning business and she trots me off to the potty again I screamed but she ignored my screaming shes very rude!! she sat me on the pot and I stopped theres no point carrying on if she wont listen I guess then after about 10 minutes I peed so she gets all excited again, this time I got excited and got M&Ms. Then granny said all day Where does Pee Pee GO I said potty does pee pee Go in Pants I said NO she she knows I understand!!! Our day is cut short with all this going on Granny asked shall we go out for a while but I was exhausted all the drama to get me to pee in a pot., i said no read and sat in my armchair, granny read 500!!!!! Books and i fell asleep that way if I want to pee I can I have a diaper on YEAH!!
When I woke would you believe it she starts again Drats!!!
but she did cook us home made fish and Chips, and I just LOVE raw carrots especially if they are thin I ate 7 shes excited because that will be a GOOD snack for picnics in the Summer and i Love apples but I'm fussy my favourite are Fuji , It sure gives more options for picnics though, Granny's going to work on More things like that!!
after a very Late yummy lunch there I'm back on that Pot!!!!! its enough to make a Boy run away!! or fire the Nanny I was quite happy pooping the old fashioned way In My diaper, now to finish my DVD and snuggle Granny while she rests her leg which is hurting really badly  from the crazy Pot problem she has.