Boys and Dirt

mommy mommy daddy daddy wee had so much fun I can hardly say it fast enough. I went to Granny's house and I had so much fun!! I planted some beans, then I was done , I mean what does she expect  a 2 year old planting those beans that's really hard on my back!!! anyway I chased the dogs and dug in the dirt then granny got some pavers and I said i help please well may way of helping was to sit on the pavers and get wheeled in the trolley and I was laughing so much. then i wanted to drive the John Deere but granny said NO!!! its broken  don't touch it so I ignored her and tried to get on it anyway then she said JACOB MCMILLAN!!! and I knew I was in trouble  so I pretended I was trying to fix it!! but it didn't work I got in trouble anyway,  well the next thing in through the gate came JASON! I said JASON JASON JASON and we hugged so hard we both fell over, so then we kept hugging just to fall over,. 2 boys and dirt  do not make a pretty picture but we sure had fun we found worms and Granny's said gross but we thought they were funny!!.then we kept trampling the new plants so we got in trouble again so we hugged to give each other some sympathy!!! and we both looked at granny as if to say HMM we will find something else to get into mischief with., the next thing we did was Jason pulled me in the wagon and tipped it over with me in it on purpose and i thought that was hilarious we laughed so much our bellies jiggled!!
We played and played and played and got in trouble and in trouble and in trouble, but we kept fining other mischievous things to do. After Jason went home I cried then I ran to climb into Granny's bed, I thought I was having my nap there and i cried when she said we were going home. she gave me some fruit and chicken plus cheese  at her house though and then i went to the other bed and she said lets go home but I still didn't want to go,  in the end I was OK and came home she had cleaned me up but not bathed me, and checked my back because we both fell in the rose bush but its ok.  just a couple of scratches.
Once I got my blanky I was OK in my bed!!! Now Granny's going to take a Bath because she is VERY dirty from planting beans lettuce and peppers and broccoli. she stinks Phew!!!
Granny thinks while its warm we should go once a week I have so much fun there shes going to talk to Jason's mommy see if she wants to come once a week too,

Pictures coming.

Little flirt!

Fancy Granny calling me a flirt, Just because I always make friends with older pretty girls!!!!

I was a Hungry boy today and ate 2 Cinnamon rolls the rest of the mandarins and 1/2 a kiwi then 1.5 slices of Bacon,  Granny decided its about time we used out leaping lizards tickets so we went there and I had a blast, until I got stuck. well I had gone up and down in and out round and round then I must have warn myself out because I got half way up this slide and I could not get up any further,. so 3 girls tried 2 rescue me they were all pretty but 2 were gorgeous, the 2 off them held on to me and tried to pull me up But I was being a dramatist and so were they, then one said to their Grandma Grandma we HAVE to save the boy  so dramatically!  then I appeared to be having such fun with all the attention I grunted like I was trying hard to climb ,  but my body was barely moving  and the girls were acting like they were rescuing a 500lbs elephant, in the end all was well and I had the biggest smile on my face at the drama I caused,. and promptly went up again and slid down the slide,  after that the girls said Can we play with him so my chest puffs up and I'm a happy camper,  when it was time to leave they hugged me and their granny hugged my Granny  but I didn't like that ,, shes MY GRANNY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! Leaping lizards is fun its lots of blow up things with tunnels and slides with differrent  things to play on. granny said we can go next week because we have 3 passes,
I cried at 11-45 and said home . car. branky,.That's when we all said our goodbyes. so granny saw burger king and got me my lunch to eat in the car that way if I fell asleep I was  not hungry,
when we got home I was still awake and I said granny branky prease , and ran into my bed,
Tomorrow I'm going to play with the puppies and work in the garden it is supposed to be a nice day,

Noisy Builders

I had a fun day until Nap time, I was pleased granny was back although i always act as though I'm not pleased to see her once my mommy and daddy are gone shes my bestes granny. I ate 2 pancakes for breakfast and Nana's with syrup on!!! then when I got dressed Granny said you can pick what we o today so I said Daisy (that's Granny's dog) park and runch (lunch). so granny said ok thats what we will do. plus she had to stop at the store, so we went to see daisy and she was excited to see me, she has been very naughty granny told me, and I had a talk with her I told her you be good for granny or I wont visit you,  she didn't like that so I hope shes good, then Granny showed ,me the bed she has now that came up from the basement that will be where I will sleep when I stay, we checked the garden and its growing but so are the weeds with all the rain. we may go and work on it tomorrow,
after this we went and played in the park for a while then of to noodle company, I was very happy to go there, granny got mac and cheese for me and pad Thai for her which is very spicy, I kept stealing hers she said next time she will just get pad Thai and share hers because she couldn't eat it all!!! she was surprised I liked it, then we came home and I was a good boy no accidents,  so we decided to nap as soon as we did the builders came and they were very very noisy, I slept a while but it soon woke me, granny was going to nap too she was feeling very tired, but she ccouldn't so she got me out of my bed and we laid on mommy and daddy's bed and snuggled for a while and just rested,
then we got up but I didn't like the noises so granny put me a DVD to deaden the sounds while she does my blog then we may go outside if its still loud!, well we may go anyway,
I told granny the men were crazy making such a Noise!!!
I hope all the works done soon. and I hope all thus crazy weathers gone soon so we can get outside more!!! I need to take care of my veggie Garden!

New Phrases needed

Granny said new phrases needed, and that I'm a cheeky monkey in two ways!!!! HA HA now work that out :) ok one is I keep saying to granny today Crazy rady!!!! and MMMMM GOOD  when shes cooking but if she offers me a bite I say Yuck!!!!  then when I go potty I wont let her out in my oants i run away wiggling both cheeks so much she wants to pinch them!!!!
then I say  Crazy rady and run fast so she cant catch Me!!!!
We went to the store and got a few groceries and we are running out of Money :(  granny bought me some lunchables thinking I might like them they were on special, and if I liked them they would be great for picnics in the summer but I wouldn't try them. although I had eaten Or taste tested a lot of the cooking and ate an apple,
we bought a can of mandarin oranges because I Love those and i ate some of those,.
When we got back I made chicken cookies and kept eating the Dough, then we made this deliciously delectable not fit for pregnant ladies chocolate caramel triple chocolate brownie cake you eat with caramel sauce, and MMMMM I cant wait until it is cold to eat it!!!  next we made Butter chicken it smells yummy I tried to eat Garlic It tasted pretty good but I probably have very bad breath!!
While Granny was cleaning up I used a stool and got in it with my blanky and lots of toys and granny said it looked like I was playing Camping, I was certainly having Fun!!
Granny thinks I would Love a Play house or fort,
She said its fun to go out but some times I just love to be home and cook, tidy toys read and play,
But I better watch that cheekiness!!!!!!
Mommy don't bother looking for the chocolate We will hide it!!! its very bad for you and the baby doesn't need to be Fat we don't want another Chunky Monkey!!!
Well maybe we do they are SOOOO snuggley!
Granny was so tired from being on her feet all day I think shes going to have a rest!!! I think shes too old and old and crazy is a Bad combination But I love her and gave her lots of kisses tiday!!!!

Visiting grannys House

Visiting granny's is SOOOO much fun, I explore every nook and cranny, when we got there I about fell out of the car with excitement, I ran in to see then Dogs then I looked in her fridge to see if she had better food than us. next was to ask for toys that are in the basement, So we let the dogs out to potty then We went down to the basement to look at the toys because Granny is getting rid of most of them for the new lady to move in and Live there, I chased the dogs all round the basement Laughing and went through Every toy container, granny said I could have the blackboard and i loved it I was drawing on it a LOT,  I found cars and a Big doll scooter but granny said I couldn't have it because it is a Girls so I was not happy, then we went out side because the sun came out and I played with the puppies some more and looked at our garden, some of my seeds are up!! Yipeee!  we came back in and read some of granny's books about peter rabbit, then we had some nachos for lunch and I kept wanting to feed the dogs with mine so Granny made them go to bed, I thought that was mean. I'm sure they would love Nacho's!!!
Granny asked me did I want to go in the sofa bed or the small bed in the basement or her bed and I liked her big bed with Lots of pillows so we jumped up and snuggled and I fell asleep very Fast,
I have Had a Very happy Day, we were going to go to the play at wondscope but there were Lots of school buses there and there will not be many Friday or tomorrow so Granny said we can go one of those days,
I hope the weathers better next week!!

Where are you Daddy

I'm confused today I think my daddy is downstairs even though granny showed me the workmen , I hear all the loud banging and I think it is my daddy, granny let me watch an extra DVD because I was upset, then we went to Monkey business and I had a LOT of fun,  I made lots of friends but mostly two brothers who were bigger than me. Granny said because they were more daring and that's what I like,
I went up and down the big slide a lot, I'm not scared of anything,  there was a grandpa sitting by Granny and he said to his grandson have you wet your pants and I said no Pee pee  pants,. no Pee pee pants. He said to Ganny how old is he and when she told him he said WOW you better come work with this boy hes over 3 , did you here that James this little boy doesn't pee pee in his pants and he is only 2!!!! Granny was very proud of me,
But I'm a big boy the only thing Granny wishes I would do is eat sandwiches because it is easier for picnics, and eat vegetables.
But she said I'm the best cuddlier in the world!!!! and if my brother or sister is the same she will have to get fatter so shes wide enough to snuggle us both!!!
Lunch Granny cooked fish chips and carrots but I was too Tired, and was  not happy about the noise,  she hopes I can have a good sleep, tomorrow she said we will go to her place and i can play with the dogs then we may go to wonder scope or I can garden if its not to wet,
then we will come back in time to bath me,
Granny finally found our budget book but some of the receipts were missing so shes frustrated but she says we will do ok!!!!! next month we will   put it under lock and key!

Double Trouble

WOW nononono What happened!!!!  the bodily function department first just so granny can remind me at my wedding!!! I pooped 3 times today all on the potty or Jason's  toilet Whoopee I'm such a Champion, and I pepeed always on the toiled or potty, and OK I need to catch my breath, I asked twice but I'm not using words and granny wants me to use words, I just grab her hand or walk to the door or some other kind of body language but shes very happy I'm trying to ask!!!

Then for breakfast I ate 2.5 bowls of cereal and  water melon plus milk to drink,. then we did our tidying and cleaning and we drove up to Jason's house, When Granny said we  were going to Jason's I ran into the bedroom to get dressed  grabbed my clothing tried to dress myself then RAN to the door grabbed granny's shoes told her On ON ... and grabbed her car keys told her drive car, That's how Excited I was, On the way we saw Horses and cows and lots of Trucks I was so excited I LOVE animals.It was a fun drive because they live in the country,  Granny said drives are going to be  crazy the way they are putting up the price of Gas!

when Jake and I saw each other we were so Happy, we all went outside to play. and Jason and i played like Old friend and fought like old friends so we got into trouble a few times because we needed to be kind, but I wanted his ball and he wanted mine, then we wrestled on the ground so Granny said OK you two sort it out but don't

come crying to me!!! and we both stopped and started to be kind,  we played basket ball and i was the BEST!!!! we played camping and that was Fun, then we played Trucks and swings then chasing and bubbles it was  a super fun time. Next week they are coming here and we will go to the park and take a walk along the trail then play and have a Picnic!!!. I wanted to come home today i cried to come home I was so tired,

I liked my lunch I had corn tortillas with peperoni and cheese in them fried in a little butter then carrots and celery.,

after that I just wanted my Bed, Jason doesn't like to sleep but granny said shes glad I like my sleep time or I would wear her out!!!!

Love chunky Monkey

Ok my  photos wont go the right way up today,
I'm farmer Jake today I went to Granny's house after eating 2 pancakes and I helped plant my vegetable Garden, I planted beans, strawberries, Hot peppers, carrots , beets, spinach, peonies, marigolds to keep away the bugs and cucumbers, but actually granny did most of it because I wanted to play with the Puppies,  I put them out of the run and got in the run, then i put them In the run and Got out, then I chased them all over the yard!!! I had so much fun, Granny got sick of telling me to keep my shoes on, she said she will buy me lace up boots so I cant, and she trued to put on my winter boots to keep my feet protected but I was stubborn and created a Fuss, Oh well boys will be boys!! every time she looked I had taken them off, so she puts them on then I take them of and on it goes, I wonder where the stubborn is from she said we can blame Saba or Nana they live far away!
Granny has lots to plant but will do that later because we ran out of time,  daisy is very naughty and tries to dig out all the time granny got angry with her so then I kept yelling daisy Daisy Get here get here Bad dog,  I Was very sad when we had to leave but granny said we can go lots of times during summer to play with the dogs and look after the garden and theres a fishing pond near granny plus a playground that's super fun!! but I still cried, she let me have lunch there because I opened the fridge and said eat, I had some chicken and some green beans and I tried her potato, then I ate a Banana.
After that we went to the yougurtpia store that's open it was delicious, but they didn't know if their yogurt was gluten free because its made from powder its not real yogurt so that's sad for granny,  they said they would find out , she read the packet and she thought the ingredients looked OK but they didn't have the list of flavor ingredients so she just risked trying the coffee flavor, were praying shes OK today, she gets upset when people don't know the ingredients they are serving because these days most places do,  I had chocolate with M&Ms and mandarin oranges it was so Yummy!!
I was very good with my potty today I did a Huge big P##P at Granny's on her toilet she was so proud of me and when i told Daisy who is my favorite dog I did Pee Pee and poop Daisy jumped up and kissed me, Granny thought that was Funny < I think daisy was happy with me?
When we got home I was Very tired so granny helped me crawl into bed I said Nigh night and snuggled my blanky!! now Granny's going to rest,
She said we will go water my plants tomorrow.