A NOT FUN DAY

It started out a good day we played and had breakfast then we left for zonkers but I was not happy there, the rides I could have gone by myself I wouldn't go on with out granny and she was not allowed on and the rides granny could go on with me were to  scary for me , so we played and then played on all the free stuff in the mall area which we should have done in the beginning, theres LOTS of it,
we walked a lot and its a great mall for me, no wind to scare me , not many people, lots of fun play areas and carpet if i fall!! so it ended up being lots of fun!! Granny was herro Darring today :)
tomorrow I don't know what she will be!!! tomorrow granny said we may go look for things for my new learning the alphabet projects and we need to start collecting magazines!!!!
zonkers is NONO until I'm bigger daddy and mommy!!

eggcentrical horder

Granny thinks I'm an eggcentrical shoeaholic hoarder that will make headlines one day!!!
as the gentleman pulled apart the fireplace today guess whats in the cracks  more DVDs!!!
know knowing where they all are!!!
then all day  the new word has been egg!!!
Granny has  been getting  Hi darling no doubt thanks to my British Nana in  California!!!
We talked about Family names today and looked at the photos when we saw Saba he said Saba clearly and said Saba Rater meaning Saba Later, I thought you would like that Saba!!!
When we saw Uncle Jonathon he laughed now that's a Worry!!!
Mommy he said MOMMY a Big smile on his Face, Daddy he said Daddy work!!!  HMM
Smart Boy
We went to the Mall to get him Tights now every one don't get worried I'm not changing his sex they are going with his Shark outfit I guess hes a Female shark HA HA!!!
We saw some Nice winter sweat pants $2 i got 3 pairs just because
We also got clogs and he will not let them go but I'm think he may have needed the next size so that's your battle mom and dad!!!
I will change them tomorrow if you like!! the lady did measure his foot
His next great new antic is When Granny goes to the Rest room Run as fast as you can to do as MUCH mischief as you can today it was empty the bottom shelf of the pantry and  make a HUGE mess!!!
then laugh as Granny cleans up
Granny said its either go in with her or tie him to a table leg!!!!
The other is the name Granny's going to be today it was hi  Cow ,, Not so sure I like that one  the one I end up with in a few years I hope its way more pleasant!!!!
next week we are starting on a more serious mode of learning in amongst our playing , hes so smart were getting a book (work)  this week and some sticky letters and granny will cut out pictures of the different things for the letter A for example  apple on monday then we will do some A activities like Eat an apple , I feel sure by the time Jake is 3 he will know his alphabet!!!!

Granny has a Bad migraine coming she thinks she will miss revival so she feels a bit sad but she will get the Cds

Oh and Granny hopes my screechy voice goes soon!! it sounds like my pants are to tight!!!

Fall winds and Leaves

We are having a fun day but I'm one tired boy, Granny bought me a John deere Tractor Book and i love it!! we start out day watched a Dvd of Veggie tales then we got me dressed and We read mu tractor book about 4 times I kept saying more,  granny was teaching me some of the easy words I really was enjoying it, then i played on my own while she cleaned up breakfast,
we then went for a walk and played with leaves it was so windy we picked them up and let them blow all over the place, it was so much fun I loved it!!
I like granny's new hair I kept touching it and rubbing it!!! it was very sweet granny said.
after we finished playing we went and got a Veggie tray And had lunch with the Old folk at Granny's church I was a very good boy and they all loved me.they all thought I was about 2 or 3 I'm so tall even the Pastor was surprised he said AAAW hes just a baby and such a good boy, Granny was very proud of me even though she she gave me the look a couple of times when I tried to throw food on the floor,
I ate a Lot of food I ate ribs, lots of fruit and then I had celebration chocolate cake and everyone laughed because when they gave it too me I gave the HUGEST smile a BIG piece in my mouth and smacked my lips about  5 times saying MMMM with my eyes closed as if I were in heaven. it was so Cute, I actually had 2 pieces.I'm a very lucky boy!! the big girls took care of me by getting any food I wanted I was a prince with princesses waiting on me hand and foot!!!!!!
I fell asleep before I got home Granny is exhausted because every night is revival so shes going to try to take a nap while I nap.
Granny has found a New blog site that shes going to test and if she likes it she will let you know and use it then we will change over because this one ha been a problem a few times.\
if I wake in time were going to look for shark Tights!!!
Some photos were taken today as soon as they send them to Granny she will post them

"Through It All" By The Booth Brothers (FULL)

Elder abuse

Today was pay back after the child labor  yesterday I paid granny back I made her chase me through, corn mazes, petting zoo's, fields, after me riding tractors, on train rides, i poured a icy drink on a place icy drinks don't feel good, i poured dirt in her shoes , i smothered her in sticky kisses, i made her push me a million times on the swings, i petted the animals and then ran away from here, I dug for fossils I just ran ran ran and made granny run after me or Jason's mom but granny was smart she bought the stroller and put me in it if I ran when she said no :( that's mean. I did so many things I forget but I know granny hurts from all the exercise, we went to burger king on the way home because granny knew i would fall asleep and I ate so much she thought I would BUST, now I'm in bed one Dirty happy boy fast asleep that was a Very fun day, Granny though I was cute I kept saying Jason  and going to get him!!

child labor

What a Day I get up I get fed I get dragged to Granny's I'm made to dig holes for roses with this old man., shovel dirt, round up dogs, shovel more dirt's work until I'm black and filthy and so  tired and on top of that I'm brain washed into believing its fun  if the child labor people laws  knew granny would be fired go to jail and be fed bread and water for the rest of her life, on top of that she fed me chocolate, and this disgusting noodle dish that I just had to spit out, she did bath me so I guess that's one good thing she strapped me into a car seat wouldn't let me just play in the back of the car, we got home and she made me go to bed at 1pm so now you know what kind of life I have , photos to follow to prove it!!!

Hello blog friends were back

Hello my friends were back, we were away a while, we could not get into the blog then granny was sick but were back in full form and full of energy and  comical antics!!!
Today was not planned, everything was random and I must say it was VERY good I had so much fun I could hardly contain my excitement most of the day,  I said  hello to every one and some were not kind and did not say hello back, I said to one lady Herro  Rady, she said I'm too busy today to stop and entertain Children , Granny Said we need to pray for people that are so sad and grumpy,
We had breakfast with Gramps at first watch and I had a HUGE pancake with Bacon and Chocolate Milk it was So amazing I could not get the cheesy grin of my face and I behaved so well gramps was surprised. then gramps asked granny to go to a couple of garden places and I had so much fun the looked at rocks and I picked up all the different Rocks just to make sure they were the right size and they didn't make a mistake the ones I gave granny she put back so I guess my opinion is not that valuable to her, oh well I tried but it sure was fun, I tried picking up the soil but she would not let me I wonder why?
Then we went to a garden place to look at plants and that was even better I loved the flowers and I picked some out for granny and i chatted to every one, I played in the water and saw lots of pumpkins and the lady even gave me a little one. we bought 18 rose bushes !!!!!!! and I got excited granny thinks I'm a funny bunny to like buying plants she wonders if I will be a horticulturalist!!!
so we went to her house and here the real fun starts I almost broke the strap on the car trying to get out to the puppies and i specifically said DAISY, so we got the roses out and i helped granny put them where she wanted Gramps to plant them I was such A Big help to her and I kept saying, "Help Prease" aren't you proud of me??  when we had done that I said "Pray Prease:" Daisy so Granny let the puppies out and we played and laughed to our hearts content , at one point granny said we need to get home and get you cleaned up I said no home and asked daisy home  but granny said she didn't think mommy would like that so I took daisy behind the shed to hide, and granny heard me say to daisy "no home no home" she thinks I'm hilarious,  in the end she  picked me up and I got very teary and she said even daisy looked like she was crying so she promised I could play for a while tomorrow because we have nothing huge planed until Thursdays, when we got home I pouted and sat in the corner with my books and read to myself it sounded gibberish but granny thinks its good I just sit and read like that, I had some lunch and Now I'm fast as sleep., granny said we don't need money to entertain me half the time!!!!

Master sir Jacob the 2nd!!

I'm being a master today and making granny laugh. wanting to do my own thing but need her in my sight OR i get worried, we did our normal boring morning stuff!! then i did my usually blanky thing after breakfast and had a nap, we then went to wonderscope and I played for a while in the toddler room but was very bossy and told the others to take their shoes of they did like me and said I had an attitude Granny told them I didnt have an attitude but was taught to obey the rules because that is the right way to be other wise I will end up in jail if I don't learn now that rule and laws are to  be kept!!! so I  was very happy Granny defended me!!all the time I was there I wanted to play by myself but held Granny's hard everywhere we went because she taught me to always hold her hand and today I did it y myself  so she was proud of me, once we got to the rooms I would push her gently to where I wanted her and sit her down and say Sit, stay like she was a puppy dog and she would bow and say yes Sir my Master and i laughed then I would go play by myself, she said next time shes going to bring a Book while  yes sir my master  bossy britches Plays!! she said when she was a nanny in England when she was 16 she had to call the boy master that's silly!!!! and told me she is not going back to that and I cant be her master so  I lost that round LOL
we came home and granny made me a salad all chopped up fine I actually ate some, I ate a veggie dog a LOT of cheese and most of Granny's and lots of strawberry's, then granny had a BIG salad,  I asked for my blanky and fell fast asleep very fast , Granny's not feeling so good today so shes doing what the Doctor said and going to have a nap which is a good thing to do !!  We had a great Do and lots of fun!!!
My morning Nap wasn't long Granny thinks I wont nap long this afternoon but I was very tired with all the playing

\

funny little bunny

Ganny said I'm a funny bunny but I cant see my waggy ears or tail!! I watched my new Dvd as a EXTRA treat, then we had breakfast and had some play well we played first and as soon as breakfast was over I asked for Blanky granny thinks I'm so used to the old routine it will be hard to change unless its a nice day and we go out!!! Today was so wet we just decided to stay home this morning, when I woke after a shortish nap we played and did my words then granny said lets go out I said NO she could hardly believe her ears!!! then she said lets go down stairs I said NO then she said what do you want to do so I pushed her to the sofa to sit down and went to my toys got out a book and sat in the corner naming all the things to myself she said your a funny bunny she thinks i saw so many people all weekend I was enjoyng being quiet!!
So we just relaxed a lot today and chatted played read sang and that kind of thing kind of nice on a wet day!!! then we ate lunch, granny had some veggies and yougurt but was not very hungry I had potato pastythingy but didnt eat much I ate lots of strawberry carrots and yogurt and then i platyed more but wouldnt play with granny I just wanted to play by myself but if she went to the bathroom I ran to find where she was I Guess I.am a funny bunny then at 2-30 I dragged her to my bed and said blanky so now I'm resting not yet quite asleep though!!!
Love  Big boy!!!

nice Day today

Today was a quieter day but fun. We had a quiet morning with my words Dvd and my words cards but I'm not so cooporative with them these days grannys thinking of some incentives for me :)
I ate my breakfast then asked granny excactly as is writtenn below
Conversation with Jake
Jake head on my lap .. "ganny"
Ganny "yes Jake"
P
A
U
A
S
E
Jake "blanky PREASE"
Ganny " are you tired"
P
A
U
S
E
Jake" Ganny" Climbing on my Knee
P
A
U
S
E
Ganny "yes Jake

Jake "Bed Prease"
Ganny "Ok Jake Lets Go
Jake BIG KISS ON MY CHEEK BIG HUG and an koo Ganny as he snuggled into blanky to go to sleep!!!
I had a nice sleep when wok e we tried the words again but still no luck so I play with toys and we played out side then gramps came and took grannys car for an oil change, when he came back I said puppys so granny took me to the puppies once we had lunch, I had chili for lunch and red potatos but I tried the throwing my food trick and anger with granny and she was right by me this time so I didnt get by with it, thats a good thing isnt it? so swe went to grannys house and I love it there I get so exited I ran and ran and ran but then wanted my blanky so we came home to nap, my favorite thing there is to chase the puppies because they are small but this time we fell over each other (2 of them ) and I got a scratch on my face grannys not sure if when we fell they accidently cratched me or if it was the rose bush we fell into but I didnt cry and theres no blood so Im ok!! the puppies think Im fun too they run to me to tease me then do a U turn to make me chase them and I laugh and laugh and laugh!!!
when we got home I was already asleep granny even changed my dirty clothing while i slept and put me to bed!! We are loving this time of year being outside
Granny said next week she will take me earlier for lunch down there so I can play Longer!! that sounds fun!!!